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...burning incense to mask reality's stench since 1986.

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

The Psychphone

These are old, but they are classics. Here's a little mental ~~illness~~ health humour to give you a giggle.

Welcome to the Psychological Clinic.
If you have an obsessive-compulsive disorder, please press 1, as many times as you like.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personality disorder, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid or delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are depressed, it doesn't really matter which number you press. Probably no one will answer anyway.

"If a person with multiple personality threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?"

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I think hanging around here is a great idea (though I do it alread, anyway!). Though I'm still going through SI withdrawl!

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